Okay, it’s Friday and that marks my first week in Japan.
I’ve started work and things are great so far (for the most part). I got a trusty cell phone so now I can dial out INTERNATIONALLY without having to get a payphone.
Guess I should share the second part of my calling home story. Here is another edition of Taihen Situations:
2. The police is helpful.
From what you read from the title, I think that you already know what’s about to happen…
Okay, so after going to the 7-11 convenience store and asking the clerk about the inability of payphones to make foreign country (crap, my English is slowly deteriorating) calls, I decided that maybe other convenience stores might have a better idea on where I could make such a call.
I approached the local “AM/PM” convenience store… and began to talk retarded Japanese again…
Me: Sumimasen. Watashi wa gaikokujin desu. Watashi no nihongo wa yokunai desu. (Excuse me, I am a foreigner. My Japanese is bad.) *I’m thinking that this will be my pickup line for girls in the future*
Him: Nods.
Me: Ano nee… Gaikoku no denwa wa doko desu ka? Points to payphone outside Kono denwa to gaikoku wa yokunai desu. (uhhh… where is the foreign telephone? That phone and foreign country is bad.) *back to the same retarded phrase again*
Him: Ahh… Denwa wa Shin-Tokorozawa eki ga arimasu. (The telephone exists in Shin-Tokorozawa station) *whoa… this guy knows what I want. Cheer and dance!*
Me: Shin-Tokorozawa eki wa doko desu ka? (Where is Shin-Tokorozawa station?) *now for the other hard part… finding the location of the supposed international phone*
Him: speaks some instructions and points in a general direction *well, i guess if i walk in that direction, I will hit the tracks eventually. Maybe if I find the tracks, I can find the station*
Me: Doomo arigato gozaimasu. (Thanks!) *whew, part one is done*
After 20 minutes of searching the pointed direction, I was able to find the Shin-Tokorozawa station…
…but I discover that the phones in the station do not dial international calls, in fact, they say it clearly on the screen in English: Domestic.
Now, at this point, I was about to scream cause it’s quite demoralizing to go through so much effort but still no results.
Okay, plan B. On my way into the station, I discover that there is a police box near the entrance.
Now, let’s go through my checklist:
Sanity. Check.
Dumb foreigner look. Check.
Passport. Check. – it would be ‘tragic’ if I got arrested by the police if they thought I was an illiterate illegal alien.
With my passport ready in my pocket, I proceeded to enter the police box…
Me: Sumimasen. Watashi wa gaikokujin desu. Watashi no nihongo wa yokunai desu. (Excuse me, I am a foreigner. My Japanese is bad.) *gee, this is about the 8th time I said this phrase today*
Policeman: Nods.
Me: Gaikoku no denwa wa doko desu ka? points to local payphones Gaikoku… kono denwa… yokunai desu. (Foreign country… that phone… bad.) *I don’t have any other words to describe what I want*
Policeman: Says some Japanese fast… *jet lag + 30 hours without sleep has taken a toll on my comprehension ability*
Me: Dekimasen (not able) *ah ha… a new word learned today*
So the policeman writes down some numbers… probably operator numbers for me to dial.
Policeman: Says some Japanese… probably
Okay, I take these numbers and attempt to dial them at the payphone… and as my expectation, the freaking operating is in Japanese. I GIVE UP!
I go back to the to the policeman…
Me: Dekimasen. (not able) *hmmm… if I don’t understand you much in Japanese, for hell sure that I won’t understand the operator*
So the policeman takes me to the other side of the station. And amazingly, we discover that there are phones that can dial internationally. It actually says ‘International’ in English.
So, I gave my thanks to the policeman and I was on my merry way to call home.
See, if you are in a jam, do find the police. They are helpful.